…you have no idea how little I care about him. My care levels are in the...– Pierce Young, on his Policy debate partner
A Romantic Encounter...With The Enemy
After a heated match between a quirky harmonica player and Asians, our fate entered the room. Drenched in wet clothes, from the consistent downpour, we turned around to see our opposition. They we’re the joyful type, but in the most fake of ways. So enemies we became and enemies we were. We battled it out, the whole 45 minutes seemed like a lifetime of agony. But when it was all...
Guest starring “theeverglowforever” It all started when we bounced onto the plane… Who knew that a 35 year old man would change our lives. From the spilling of Theeverglowforever’s smoothie, to the spilling of his coffee these memories will be everlasting. We first saw him at a distance. His 35 year old eyes lit up at the sight of us, with hopes of making new...
I watched my yellow cat invade my red cat in the yard The feline war has raged for years, so I assume it’d be too hard For me to drive my foot between them, I would never risk the scratch Just to prove to one or both of them A cat is just a cat Again I watched my cousin Greg watch MTV inside his home He makes fun of the hip-hop videos from the couch he rides alone Snug in the cushion of his...
So I was sitting at lunch, and this kid was like “Yeah my mom wants me to start dating. Sometimes she thinks I’m gay.” *in my mind*- “You mean you’re not??”